I don't just launch your site and hope for the best. I've got an automated system (I call it DanBot) watching over your site around the clock.
DanBot checks:
- Is your site online and loading quickly?
- Has anything changed that shouldn't have?
- Are all pages, images, and links working?
- Is the site secure and free of shady activity?
If something goes wrong, I'm usually fixing it before you or your customers even notice.
Meet DanBot
DanBot is basically me if you eliminate my handsome smile and replaced it with Red Bull jitters, paranoia, and a permanent scowl. He's my grumpy, mechanical alter-ego who takes personal offense at spam bots, shady botnets, and everything GoDaddy has ever done.
His catchphrase? An expletive-laden diatribe so profane that sweet lil' ol' me would never dream of publishing it on the internet for all to see.
Read DanBot's full bio →Why You'll Probably Never Win (and Why That's Good)
Because your site is:
Bug BountyHack-resistant by design
Static sites don't have logins, plugins, or databases for hackers to mess with.
Backed up regularly
If something does happen, I can restore it fast.
Updated and monitored constantly
Nothing "just sits" long enough to rot.
DanBot and I make a pretty solid team — which means bugs are rare. But if you do find one first, you deserve a victory lap and a $25 credit.
What Counts as a Bug?
Bugs are unintended problems with a live site — things that should be working but aren't, without you requesting the change. Examples:
✅ These are bugs:
- The site goes down or loads incorrectly.
- A page, image, or link stops working.
- A previously approved change reverts for no reason (e.g., you had new hours posted, and months later they vanish without you asking me to change them).
- The site is hacked or altered by an outside source.
- Something breaks due to an update.
If it's broken and you didn't ask me to change it, that's a bug.
How the Bounty Works
Spot the Bug
You notice a bug before DanBot alerts me.
Report It
You report it with enough detail for me to confirm it's a bug.
Get Rewarded
If confirmed, you get a $25 credit on your next bill.
Victory Lap
You get bragging rights for beating the bot — and trust me, it's not easy.
Why This Exists
Most site owners have lived through the nightmare of hacked sites, downtime, or "mystery problems" that linger for weeks while their old developer ghosted them.
The Dandy Bug Bounty is my way of showing you:
- Your site is actively monitored, not forgotten.
- I care enough to put money behind my promise.
- If you do manage to beat DanBot to a bug, you should be rewarded for it.
Ready to Test Your Bug-Hunting Skills?
Join the few, the proud, the ones who never have to worry about their website going down at 2 AM.
Spoiler alert: You probably won't find any bugs to report. And that's exactly the point.
Get Started with DanBot Protection